tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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dancelikenobodyslooking:

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

revenge of the summer bloggers

I wonder which one she is.

ptrparker:

You Americans always butcher the French language!

milesjai:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

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gueef:

FANCY FEAST DOES NOT PLEASE KITTY 

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heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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314-eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

the-absolute-best-posts:

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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

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